Honesty Hour

I failed. I unexpectedly ended up without a car on Monday, so on Tuesday the boys and I were stranded at home and seeing as I can only take so much before losing my mind, I decided to distract the boys by taking them for a walk to the shop near our home. It was…

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I’ma SupaModel

One of the compulsory subjects I had while studying was Philosophy. I immensely enjoyed the subject but found there was a lot of technical studying involved and exams were never my strong suit. But during this time I learned all about Freud’s opinions on the human Ego and when, how and why it occurs in…

When you’re a race car driver at heart.

This morning, on my way to drop the boys at school, I realised that I have probably driven more cars of different makes and models than most average* people would in their lifetime. This brought me to the point where I mentally started to tick off when I drove what and, again, I marvelled at…

Reaching an equilibrium

I have done it. I am now the proud owner of a healthy dose of contentment. I’m not truly happy, per se. Not yet. But I can feel the difference in me now. Like I have reached a platform, specifically designed for people to stop and take a breather. I have concerns, but no fears.…

Cherry poppin’

If you have to lose your virginity, do it beautifully… It was midday on a Friday when I walked into the studio. The man who greeted me was friendly enough, but he wasn’t the one who would make the next step happen. It was the guy with a t-shirt, shorts, sneakers and his cap on…

It’s sweltering

I lay illuminated on the sea of green under the full moon. I am patient, I am waiting. Every breeze gives me a new breath and cools the glistening on my skin. Come and put your nose on me. Run your lips up the inside of my leg. Smell the unique scent steaming off my…

Something’s afoot…

Last night, when I went into my kitchen, I noticed a distinct floral smell. It was a happy kind of aroma and I could feel a bubble rise inside of me that associates with ‘something nice’. The only problem was that I have no flowers in my kitchen… Nor was my fabric softener just standing…

No regrets

Now that I am ridding myself of my inner submissive and squelching her needy ways, I have come to the conclusion that I may have been too crazy with the whole Rocky thing. I definitely acted out of character… Besides the fact that my ex-husband and I had a very long history, I have never…

Insert Evil Laugh [Here]

The submissive in me is a killjoy. Let’s have a sacrificial slaughter! She has taken too much, she has stolen enough, she has brought more hollow spaces than what can be tolerated. SHE MUST DIE!!!! There will be dancing and singing. The wine will flow!!! !!!All are welcome to this momentous occasion!!!

Red lorry, Red lorry!

When I was a teenager I suffered, for a period of time, from panic attacks. I’d be out, having a good time or minding my own business, when the onset would come from nowhere. First, my breathing would become hampered and I’d try to fight for every breath. Then my heart would start a frantic…